Crystal Harris Insults Hugh Hefner During Howard Stern Interview!

What a biatch. You take a nobody, turn her into a semi-somebody and even try to make her your wife when she turns around & kicks you in the sack. Ouch!

Crystal Harris didn't stop there though. She was on Howard Stern on Tuesday and blatantly called Hugh Hefner a two-pump-chump. Double Ouch!

Here's what she said:

"Did you have an orgasm when Hef f----d you?" the King of All Media asked Harris.

"No!" Harris said, before making a face of disgust.

"How long did this horror situation last, the actual sex?" the Private Parts star asked the one-time Playmate.

"Like two seconds," Harris said.

"Two seconds and Hef [had an orgasm]?" the radio icon asked.

"Ehh, I was over it ... I just like, walked away," Harris replied. "I'm not turned on by Hef, sorry."

85-year-old Hugh wasn't too happy when he heard about this. I can't imagine any man would, regardless of his age.

"Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern but I don't know why," Hef Tweeted Tuesday night.

I'm sure the Playboy founder isn't all that worried about what the ladies think after her statement considering he's already got two new girlfriends, Anna Sophia Berlund & Shera Bechard.

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Crystal Harris Spends Would-Be Wedding Day In Vegas...

Would-be Mrs. Hugh Hefner spent the day that she would have been walking down the aisle in Sin City...Las Vegas, NV at Wet Republic.

Crystal Harris didn't even attempt to keep a low profile on Saturday as she donned a brown animal print see-through dress over a black bikini. 

When asked how she was doing she stated:

"I'm doing okay," she says. "I just had to get away. Today is the day and I just had to get away. I'm going back tonight so I just wanted to get away for the day."

 Crystal is planning on visiting Hef at the mansion on Monday to give back a few momentos, including her ring.

"I just want to move forward," she says.

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Crystal Harris Is A 'Runaway Bride' On New Playboy Cover!

Crystal Harris may have dumped Hugh Hefner 4 days before their wedding but he's making light of the situation by posting a very large 'Runaway Bride' sticker on the new cover Playboy, which Crystal is photographed on.

The magazine was set to be released right after their wedding so one of the cover stories actually reads "America's Princess, Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner"...ouch! And, of course do to this unforeseen event *cough* gold digger gettin' cold feet *cough* it was too late to re-print the issue so they (Hef) had to alter the cover a bit.

I think it's pretty funny that they did this. I do feel bad for Hef cause it seemed like he was really into her but I guess she just wasn't ready to commit to someone who could've been her grandfather.

Below is the original cover.

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Crystal Harris Dumps Hugh Hefner 4 Days Before Wedding



Looks like the Playboy mansion won't be hearing wedding bells this weekend after all.

Playboy playmate Crystal Harris has called off her wedding to Hugh Hefner only days from the actual wedding. What a bitch...

The news broke when Hugh himself tweeted:

"The wedding is off, Crystal has had a change of heart."

Crystal also commented on her decision by posted the following on her website:

"After much deep reflection and thought I have decided to end my engagement with Hef. I have the utmost respect for Hef and wish him the best going forward. I hope the media will give each of us the privacy we deserve during this time."

I wonder if it finally hit her that she'd be vowing to live the rest of her life with a man that was as old as her great grandfather? Huh...I bet she'll be regretting this decision in a few months when she can't find a job that doesn't consist of her showing her goods. What a dummy, she wasn't even going to have a pre-nup.

More than 300 people had been invited to the wedding which was supposed to take part this Saturday. This would have been the 3rd marriage for Hugh and Crystals first.

The new buzz around Hollywood is that Crystal actually called off the wedding because she's seeing Dr. Phil's funky looking son, Jordan McGraw. However, Crystals rep is saying the rumors are "absolutely not true".

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Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris Set A Wedding Date

Playboy founder Hugh Hefner and 24 year old fiance Crystal Harris have finally set a wedding date. Crystal announced the news of their June 18 wedding date while doing an interview Piers Morgan.

The wedding will be held at the playboy mansion & although Hugh's second marriage was also held at the mansion, Crystal explained she'll be changing some thing around:

“It’s going to be fun. I mean he got married once in the front yard so I asked if we could do it in the backyard.”

Hugh Hefner stated that although the wedding will be held at the mansion it will be a intimate affair. Crystal's best friend Ana will be at her side on her special money making day and her two sisters will be her bridesmaids. Hugh also stated his brother will be his best man and his two youngest sons will be his groomsmen on his wedding day.

The two have dated a little over 2 1/2 years and were engaged in December 2010.

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