Celebrity Gossip

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Kim Kardashian Latest Private Topless Photos Exposed

There’s nothing that makes me sadder than hearing about celebrity couples cheating.

Celebrities are celebrities not just because they’re talented but they’re also better looking than you or me (non-celebrities). I remember one time I saw a woman that kind of looked likeRachel McAdams in a restaurant.

She was totally gorgeous so I thought maybe it was Rachel McAdams. That’s when the real Rachel McAdams walked in. You see, the look-a-like was her sister (I’m assuming) and while she was attractive, she did not even compare to real McAdams. Rachel is clearly very beautiful in movies and pictures but words cannot describe how good-looking she is in real life.

This is the point where Rachel McAdams made eye-contact with me (because I was staring). Coincidentally, it’s also the point of the story where I blacked out.

If celebrities, the pinnacle of human attractiveness, can’t be satisfied fucking each other…what hope do we have?

I’m sad to say that everyone’s favorite couple, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian, might be on the rocks. Kanye West has been allegedly cheating on Kim Kardashian with a Canadian model.

Today a French-Canadian waitress/model/marketing director named Leyla Ghobadi has come forward to tell the world that she’s boned Kanye West behind Kim Kardashian‘s back. They apparently first hooked up in Atlantic City in his hotel room after a show.

“He told me . . . he wanted to ‘hook up,’ but I was concerned that he was seeing Kim Kardashian,” Ghobadi told Star. “He told me that [the relationship] was for publicity and nothing serious.” And then before she knew it, “we were both naked and having sex.”

Do you guys think it’s true the Kimye exists only as a publicity? It definitely seems possible.

Then again…

Kanye West was apparently obsessed with the Kim Kardashian sex tape. I don’t remember where I heard this but I did hear that he would play the sex tape in the studio and sometimes watch it during sex.

I mean…Kanye West did try to recreate the Kim Kardashian sex tape (with him as Ray J and a model that looked like Kim).

I’ve never been that into Kim Kardashian because she’s a vapid, reality TV star who is only famous because her megalomaniac mother orchestrated the release of her sex tape for fame, but if I was Kanye West I wouldn’t cheat on Kim Kardashian.

Just look at her!

But then again…

I went to French Canada once (or as they call it “Quebec”). The rest of Canada is full of parka-wearing mouth-breathers, but the women in Quebec (Montreal) are fine as hell! Camille Crimson is from Montreal if that’s any indication of how sexy they are.

Leyla Ghobadi is from Montreal so I can see why Kanye West would have trouble resisting.

Let’s check her out, shall we?In the end, who cares?

Seriously though, I don’t condone cheating. It ain’t right no matter what. Even if your relationship is just for publicity, the least you can do is be faithful to that lie.

But the thing that bothers me more than Kanye West cheating on Kim Kardashian is that Leyla Ghobadi looks so similar to Kim Kardashian. The way I see it, if you’re going to cheat, the least you can do is cheat on someone that looks totally different than the person you’re seeing.

Variety. It’s the spice of life.

Kanye West really does have a type. That’s for sure.

If you can, make a trip up to Montreal this summer. Prettiest women in the whole world up there.

Irina Shayk in a Sexy New Bikini Photos

I’ve always been partial to a nice pair of legs.

Don’t get me wrong, I still love boobs and butts. But I feel like legs often get overlooked when assessing sex appeal.

Why are legs sexy? Well that explanation could take all day. I suppose the reason legs are sexy is because they’re the gates to that sweet, sweet pussy. When you see a nice pair of legs, how can you not imagine spreading them open and having them wrap around you?

IMAGINE IT.

Before you get too deep into that fantasy I want to tell you about how Jerry Seinfeld nearly ruined legs for me. Remember in the episode The Implant when Jerry and Elaine are talking about Sidra’s real and spectacular breasts? Elaine says that she always thought Jerry was a leg man.

Then he comes back with, ”Why would I be a leg man? I don’t need legs. I have legs.”

He makes an excellent point. But Irina Shayk‘s new pictures have reminded me that even though I have legs, I don’t have legs like Irina Shayk.

Let’s check out Irina Sayk‘s sexy new pictures that ensure the sexiness of the female leg: The legs are also connected to the ass.

Nice legs will more often than not indicate a nice ass.

Are you starting to get why legs are sexy?

It certainly helps that a sexy babe like Irina Shayk has the best pair of legs in the world.

Who else got some sexy legs? Let’s get a solid list of sexy legs in the comments!

For rekindling my love for legs, I have no choice but to declare Irina Shayk Babe of the Day!